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“Music,” says the English poet and playwright William Congreve, “hath charms to soothe a savage beast.” This famous and all-too-often misquoted line comes from the 1697 play, “The Mourning Bride”.
Back then, music lovers were still soothing their ears with the pleasant sounds of renaissance madrigals and the polyphonic operas of Monteverdi. The world had yet to learn of counterpoint by Bach or the symphonies of Beethoven, not to mention the soothing sounds of Stevie Wonder or the soporific charms of James Taylor.
Call me old school, but I still find myself drawn to the soothing charms of classical music. I’ve even penned a few limericks on this tuneful topic. And while some of them are simply playful and zany, you’ll actually find others to be somewhat educational. Did you know, for example, that Johann Sebastian Bach and Frederick the Great used to write fugues for one another? Or that, according to rumors, Johannes Brahms spent his adolescence performing in houses of ill repute?
Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750)
Johann made a Fugue of an Art
He always knew just where to start
He offered a riddle
That stopped in the middle
So Frederick could write the last part
George Friedrich Handel (1685-1759)
There once was a Hessian from Halle
Whose “Water” could soothe a koala
But oh what a scandal
If George Friedrich Handel
Had sung “The Messiah” for Allah
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
There’s a crafty composer from Bonn
Creating from dusk until dawn
Symphonic productions
And joyful eruptions
Well after his hearing was gone
Franz Liszt (1811-1886)
There’s a prominent pianist Liszt
Who tickled the keys with a twist
Astounding his peers
He garnered their cheers
While insisting it’s all in the wrist
Giuseppe Verdi (1813-1901)
There’s greasy old goombah Joe Green
With a passion for drama so keen
The aria stops
The fat lady pops
And oh what a memorable scene
Béla Bartók (1881-1945)
In a land very near Montenegro
A composer asked: where does the day go?
But his fans took the night
As they danced with delight
At his concerts they’d all shake allegro
Johannes Brahms (1833-1897)
A composer from over the Rhein
Played songs in a house of decline
But the young man was proud
To draw such a crowd
As the gentlemen waited in line
Antonin Dvorak (1841-1904)
There was a most musical Czech
Who loaded his cargo on deck
In the New World he found
Such a satisfying sound
That it knocked the socks off Janacek
Claude Debussy (1862-1918)
There’s a Frenchman with phrasing unflawed
At his concerts the crowds would applaud
The impressions were juicy
From Mr. Debussy
But his friends knew him better as Claude
Luciano Pavarotti (1935-2007)
The Met was endowed with a fellow
Whose voice like no other could bellow
The pride of Puccini
Ate so much linguini
He shook like a big bowl of Jell-o
Preaching to the Choir
I recently had a request from a choir group in California. (Yes, I also write custom limericks. Suggested donation $40.) They already had a series of off-beat limericks in their program. But they were having trouble coming up with one to convey the notion that the whole of their music was greater than the sum of their parts. So I quickly obliged.
Pacific Choral
Our song group is fond of melodious arts
Performing in public like playboys and tarts
Our fans they adore us
The sound of our chorus
Whose whole is much more than the sum of its parts
Further Reading
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3 Comments
Dear King,
I need a limerick about our choir. that sound of all of us is greater than just the parts. Thanks for any help you can give.
Hi Julie, Thanks for contacting me. Please provide more details about the choir; the more details I have the more personalized the limerick can be. Feel free to contact me directly: hornadaytoday at gmail dot com. Cheers, Fred
Can we do one for Debussy?