Mythic Limericks about Heroes and the Hero’s Quest
Phenomenal Limericks about Time and Impermanence
Once upon a time, limericks spoke of nothing but dirty old men from Nantucket and private school instructors named Horatio. Appealing to the lowest common denominator, and employing some of the oldest parlor tricks in the book, dirty limericks set the standard for the genre.
Not until the 21st century did metaphysical limericks arrive upon the scene. And poetry would never be the same. Just when we thought that the 19th and 20th centuries had rendered God and the question of God permanently obsolete.
And so it happened, the lowest form of poetry collided head on with the most serious matters of religion and theology. So is it a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion? You’ll have to decide for yourself.
In addition to my own philosophical musings, some of these limericks get into the theological disputes between early Gnostic groups like the Marcionites and the Ebionites, as well as the cultural observations of German sociologist Max Weber.
Deconstructing God
Theologians get put on the spot
What is God? Let me give it a shot
This simple notation
Portrays the relation
Between what is known and what’s not
Being and Time
Thus have I heard it that God is a process
And not the scorekeeper who tallies your losses
No mystical wealth
Just Being itself
An effect which is more than the sum of its causes
Theocracy
When the church and the state they conspire
Then the stakes will be raised ever higher
There’s no better way
To make us obey
Than by casting our souls in the fire
Mistaken for a Miracle
How little we learn from one singular act
Where natural laws are no longer intact
What dazzles me more
Is the whole cosmic store
The motions of planets and protons exact
Theogony
An historical tidbit that’s seemingly odd
But primitive man was afraid of being clawed
So demons appeared
Like the beasts that he feared
And that’s why the Devil is older than God
Justice and Judgment
There’s an eparch ensconced in a gold-plated palace
As well as a priest with a staff and a chalice
Proclaiming salvation
From utter damnation
Decide for yourself if it’s mercy or malice
Protestant Ethic and Capitalist Spirit
Attached to the doctrine of predestination
The Calvinist gloats in advancing his station
It’s surely a sign
Of a higher design
And not just a passion for gratification
The Gnostic Controversy
The Ebonites claim He was merely a mortal
Born of a mother quite normally fertile
Compare the docetic
Whose view was prophetic
A spirit whose body was plainly a portal
Marcion of Sinope
The Gnostics they knew of a second creator
One with a wrath and another much greater
In six days of strain
He devised the mundane
The eternal one actually showed himself later
Further Reading
If you liked these limericks about religion and theology, you’ll be sure to enjoy:
- Limericks about Religious Problems
- Limericks about Life after Death
- 8 Common questions about limericks