Illuminated Limericks: ebooks and anthologies

School is out, and it’s time to dive into our summer reading lists. Of course, the King of Limericks always has something to offer in the way of light reading. And this month I’ve launched a colorful series of ebooks, featuring limericks and other lyrical poetry, available for instant download.

Whether you’re looking for more philosophical and metaphysical limericks, or some other melodic musings on anatomy or cosmology, there’s a wide selection to choose from.

For just $7.99, you can download your own personal copy to any digital device. Captivating imagery now combines with provocative poetry in a PDF document worth cherishing. Each e-book contains somewhere between 12 to 18 limericks, or longer form poetry with dozens of stanzas.

Topics range from Eastern or Western philosophy to human anatomy and physiology to a series of Gothic Americana retold in lyrical verse. For the more prurient minded, I’m currently compiling an exclusive compendium of never-before published erotic limericks. Suitable for adults only, these hair-raising rhymes harken back to the roots of raunchy balladry, but with that special flair unique to the King of Limericks.

Ordering is easy. Just head over to my book shop page and use the simple Stripe check out. Within minutes you’ll have a link where you can download the document to your personal device. From there you can take it anywhere, with or without wifi.

If you run into any snags, please don’t hesitate to contact me. I always welcome comments, questions and special requests. I even offer custom limericks (and other rhyming poetry) if you have something very specific in mind for some special occasion or another.

Until next time, keep on living poetically!

     Reinvention
     There’s a poet who’s somewhat demented
     From lim’ricks he’s never relented
             Away from Nantucket
             He swiftly unstuck it
     The genre he’s just reinvented

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