In the beginning was the worm
It’s a doggie dog world, so watch where you step
Foot in mouth syndrome is spreading like strep
But a house of prevention is worth more than liqueur
Have a spoon full, a mind full, are you feeling demure?
Inside effects may include outlaws of vision
But don’t freeze your auntie, make a thawed out decision
Keep on pugging, plugging a way
You will fly like a beagle, as every doc has his day
While thyme keeps on dripping into the tincture
And limericks rhyme everything, except the kitchen sphincter
Now refill your subscription and do as I say
Because a Hornaday keeps the doctor away
And give us this tray, our daily meds
While terrier-ism threatens to Smirnoff our heads
It’s a mystery wrapped in poodle, but misery loves coventry
And it takes a heckuva lot, to go parking up a wrong tree
Just another Shih-Tzu day, making trouble in paradise
Ain’t nothing but a groundhog, gone skating on the nice
Though I wouldn’t herd a fly, or let a wafer stray
Don’t doubt the Roman knows my aroma was built in a day
Further reading
If you enjoyed this whimsical romp through the barking lot, you might also chase down a few of these old favorites.
- The Legend of Rusty the Wagon
- In the beginning was the worm
- The Night Before Christmas
- Limericks about Creation
- The girl who rose to the occasion
