Amazing
When it absolutely, positively must be personalized, poetic and insightful, only a custom limerick will do!
Birthdays, weddings, bachelor parties and more. No subject is too unusual, and no topic is too tawdry. For whatever occasion, I promise to produce a limerick that will hit home. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
~ $80 ~
Accolades
Thank you, Fred. Not only did your personalized poetry far exceed expectations, but you did it at such short notice, too. I'm very appreciative of your skill and talent.
-Ryan
Fred is absolutely the KING of limericks. He has written dozens of witty and perfectly constructed limericks for us to help promote our quirky craft brewery and we are delighting our customers with them!
-Emily (Boxing Rock Brewery)
Fred is a master wordsmith. I've worked with several writers and none comes close to his level of quality, which he somehow manages to produce at lightning speed. I am in awe of his talent. Plus, he's a pleasure to work with.
-Louise
I have every one of Fred's books and they are brilliant. Even my very particular philosopher husband loves them all. Fred has a deep understanding of life and the varieties of perspectives on it - religious and otherwise. Being able to bring that to life via limericks is an extraordinary gift.
-Emme
Mr. Hornaday is the thinking man's limerick writer. His limericks are a class or three above the usual churned-out rhymes.
-Doug
The King Of Limericks was very professional and responded to my request immediately! He wrote a limerick that I am going to present at my son's wedding! By using the info that he requested from me, he wrote a funny, creative, romantic limerick which is exactly what I requested! It actually brought a tear to my eye.
-Nancy
Words are magic!
As you may have guessed, I take limericks very seriously. Custom Limericks require thought and energy, and the result is something absolutely unique and personalized. Trust in me to write a personal limerick for you or a loved one, and you won't regret it.
There's nothing as satisfying as a Custom Limerick, written just for you, with sensitivity, humor and flair. Serious, heartfelt, endearing, or erotic — all things are possible from the King of Limericks.
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and let's get started!